Crib wit axis point, yo

Welcome to SouthCentral, where we put the bling-bling in the wlan so you dont has to.

Let me ax you somthin' - you want the motherfuckin freenet in South Perth, Como, Nedlands, the City, or Compton-Slauson Park?

Lemme splain', we gots you covered like a jimmy hat. We gots the freenet, we gots the entry in the nodedb and we gots the antenna so you can aim, and then be cold-chillin with the wlan hooked up like that. Yeah.

This brother uses a wattsg-cheap-omni, an old DEC-rebadge-cabletron-roamabout AP and a sweet 24dbi connection to multiple freenet sources that are so fly, if it had a coochie you'd be cryin'.

Lemme lay it out like that for you motherfuckers:

SSID:           SouthCentral
Frequency:      802.11b Ch 9 2452MHz
Polarisation:   Vertical, ahh yeah
Location:       Check the nodedb, fool
IP Allocation:  10.60.14.0/24
Peers:          Multi-homied, Hillshub, City1 via GRE to HH, with OSPF and path-cost bling. 
Beverages:      40-ounce of MGD
Local Time:     Check with flava-flav, yo he got the ntp, YEAAAHH BWWOOYYYY!
Daddy-MAC Auth: Bloods, Crips both allowed.
Ping:           G, the ping slow low it got C-Blocks on its axles, aight.